GOT SOMETHING RATTLING AROUND IN YOUR HEAD?
Ask Daddy

Life. Work. Relationships. Decisions. Whatever the fuck is rattling around in your head.

Daddy relaxing in the DDC Ask Daddy room beside the Fuck-It Bucket and phone
DROP IT ON DADDY'S DESK.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THIS?
CAN DADDY SHARE THIS ANONYMOUSLY?

Your name never gets posted. If you say yes, Daddy may answer your question publicly without identifying you.

What happens next? Daddy might write you back, make a video, or post it anonymously
NO FORM. NO PITCH. JUST PICK UP.

FEEL LIKE YOU’RE
FUCKING DROWNING?

Sometimes you don’t need advice. You don’t need a guru. You don’t need somebody to fix your shit.

Sometimes you just need somebody to throw you a fucking rope.

If Daddy’s around, Daddy picks up.
No charge. No pitch. No bullshit.
Just two people talking for a minute.

Not therapy. Not medical care. Not an emergency or crisis service. If you’re in immediate danger, call 911. In the U.S., call or text 988 for crisis support.

Two open leather chairs, a black rotary phone and the DDC Fuck-It Bucket in the Ask Daddy room
STICK AROUND.

THIS SHIT
DOESN’T END HERE.

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♛
THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT.

WE GIVE A FUCK
ABOUT PEOPLE.

DADDY DON’T CARE DOESN’T MEAN DADDY DOESN’T CARE.
We just save our fucks for shit that actually matters.