{"product_id":"energy-powder-melon-creamsicle","title":"DADDY’S CREAM DREAM - Energy Powder","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDADDY’S CREAM DREAM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eENERGY POWDER — MELON CREAMSICLE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYOUR BED CALLED. DADDY HUNG UP.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome days you wake up ready to handle business.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOther days your brain clocks in 45 minutes late wearing one shoe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat’s what \u003cstrong\u003eDaddy’s Cream Dream\u003c\/strong\u003e is for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA sugar-free Melon Creamsicle energy powder built with \u003cstrong\u003enatural caffeine, L-theanine, taurine, B vitamins, electrolytes, and more\u003c\/strong\u003e to support energy and focus without turning your morning into a fluorescent-can personality disorder.*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMix it. Drink it. 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